Before you ask what is that? There’s a video below. What it is a Humble Velocipede. And it’s also quite cool. Expensive, but cool. Currently a Kickstarter project, this meditative toy is designed to scuttle over countertops and coffee tables. While its stride is human powered, the Velocipede really holds its own on shallow inclines. Making it like some sort of gorgeous, bamboo rendition of a Slinky, that I would really love to get my hands on.